Kirukkals and Kalakkals

hi all, once again oru periya confusion as to what to write for the post, . i badly want to post atleast one post a day....but dont have ne stuff to write....... ellame half made stories, cliches etc., than varuthu.. O.K, visit this link http://akkthefilm.rediffblogs.com ... You could read a spoof on Ayitha Ezhuthu written by (naan illae naan illae) the famous bloggers on the net, Praveen and Ferrari :). This one they wrote in old TFM days (http://www.tfmpage.com/forum) when these guys along with curses, curryleaf, paran (where is he these days?) used the TFM page which is supposed to be a discussion forum for Tamil film music, as a chat site (hehe antha gang la naanum irunthaen) Prabhu and Praveen used to write spoofs on upcoming tamil movies in those sites. One such spoof is this one on Ayitha Ezhuthu. This was written just a month before the film actually got released. For those who have not seen the movie, read this, and you could never guess that this is not the original thing

Yayyyyy......... 10 days to Go for the happiest year we are all gonna have, Let us share the cake and enjoy a peaceful, safe, healthy and blissful year An year full of vigour, An year full of sugar :) HAPPIEST 2006 TO ALL :)

Hi all, romba naala post ethuvum pannama ovvoru blog site ah poi kalaichittu irunthaen :) infact that was more fun than posting here :p) but then ulagam full ah suthinaalum veetai gavanikkalena yaarum mathikka maatanga nu enakku uraichathu...so appapo ethuna post panraen :)...kadi ku manikkavum........adikkadi post pannanum na ippadi kadicha than mudiyum :p [Written in 2002, while i was studying for GRE... wordlist ah memorize panlam nu sollitu oru 10 words ah eduthu athai vachu oru dialogue construction :) ] Ram : Hi Joseph Joseph : Hi Ram, how do u do? Ram : Yesda, I am doing fine. How are u doing? Joseph : I am doing coarse........ Ram : What? Joseph : er..I am doing a short-term course on Networkingda........ Ram : Hey, Why are u looking dull? Joseph : nothing da brother-in-law Ram : who is ur brother-in-law da u SCAMP Joseph : We are conversing in english rite, so instead of calling u Machaan, i am calling u brother- in-law Ram : Idiot, answer me Why are u looking very dull Jose

It is a long time since i had updated this "C"-Mukhi thing.... I can say i am veryyyy busy :p, but the truth is, i am just running out of ideas....esp in the part that requires more creativity (jyothika part)....Let's see if i cud come up with anything....... :) Advices and suggestions are welcome... PART - VII - RAJINI Vs ANTONY A tensed Prabhu rushes into Rajini’s cabin. Rajini : Hey Prabhu, why do u have to look so serious and tensed like Saurav Ganguly?. I didn’t say you will not be included in the team, did I? Prabhu : Oh come on Rajini, we have got a serious problem Rajini : What is it? Prabhu : We had been testing the software product by Antony Software Technologies as per our contract with MilliSoft rite? The company chairman Mr.Antony is on the line now. He is warning us to close the bugs that we have logged into Millisoft’s defect tracker for their product… otherwise… The story is continued here

Hi all, Long time since i posted , was away for a week to my native place for a (cousin) thangai's wedding athan. I was back last week itself, but then laziness got over me and I was more comfortable to go and kalachify in fellow bloggers' posts thru comments :) . Chanced upon this post from visithra's blog... I always wanted to tag other ppl but eppadi panrathunnu enakku sariya theriyama irunthathu and also I didnt want to do the usual 5,4,3... tag......... ithai paartha pinnadi got an idea to tag.......... i wud list some songs or some lines from tamil songs from which she would weave out a story. For now i am tagging visithra but site visit panra elorume ithai try paneenganna it would be nice and cool :) . I would like to tag Soms also coz he was one of the guys in school who intro-ed this using-songs-in-funny-situation to me.... Rules : (1) Can use addnl songs apart from this if necessary, but only 1 or 2 addnl songs than allowed (2) Can be of any genre, s

PART - VI - NAYANTARA FIGHTS AND THEN LOVES RAJINI (Few months later) [Location : VTPRSoft Office] Business at VTPRSoft had been smooth and steady. With the expertise of Rajini and the management skills of Prabhu combined with diligence of Jyothika, the company had been doing enormously well. Also the recruitment has yielded some best talents that augured well for the company. Within a month after resuming its operations, VTPRSoft earned a good reputation as service oriented company. Owing to Rajini’s efforts, the US Software giant MilliSoft certified VTPRSoft as its most valuable partner and made VTPRSoft as the official Testing center for all the software products that are developed for them by the Indian vendors. Read more here

என் இனிய தமிழ் மக்களே! உங்கள் பாசத்திற்குறிய சுப்பிரமணியன் பேசுகிறேன். தொடர்ந்து ஆங்கிலத்திலேயே பதிவு செய்து வந்த நான் தமிழிலும் பதிவு செய்ய ஆசைப்படுகிறேன். அடிக்கடி கடின தமிழில் கடிக்க முயற்ச்சி செய்கிறேன். :) தமிழ் வழி பதிவுக்கு உதவிய capriciously_me kum தமிழில் பதிவு செய்ய யோசனை சொன்ன ஜிங்கு சக்குக்கும் நன்றி. :) மற்றவை அடுத்த பதிவில்...

P.S : Followed by the stupendous success (???) of Super Story in 1995 Get together function, next year Get together kum myself and my friend Sudarsan got together again for a sequel to Super Story :) Again a last minute preparation, again a toss deciding whether to stage it...... And again nalla kai thatti cheer pannanga (oru velai engalai thatta mudiyalai nu ninaichirukkalam :p )...It was an enjoyable experience though... SUPER STORY - PART II Director : Sir, ullae varalama? Producer : vaaya vaa utkaaru Director : enna Sir, sema jolly ah irukeenga poliruku, oru varushathula aale maariteenga Producer : ellam unnalathaanya , tamil naatu makkalai neethan sariya therinji vachurike. Namma Erusic Park super hit aayiduchilla Director : naan sonnenla Sir, Ippa paarunga, namma erumbukku rasigar mandram vaikkaral alavuku Erusic Park super hit. Producer : Sari, namma combination marubadiyum work out aaganum..adutha padam edukka poren…ithe type la oru kathai sollu Director : Sir, ethukku k

P.S - "C" - Mukhi ku konjam break koduthuttu matha stories um konjam post pannalam nu ninaikkaren..... This is a play scripted in 1995 for our apartments get together :) all credits to flat mates a.k.a friends 'n sisters for encouragin and cheering and esp to my friend Sudarsan who had the courage to play the Producer part. As the usual show was going on, we decided to stage it at the last moment and enacted it without rehearsal....... GOD's grace or our flat ppl's kindness nalla clap panni encourage pannanga....Yeah yeah guess pannavanga ellam correct ah than paneenga..... "Kaatula Mazhai" drama la irunthu inspire pannathu thaan and Ramanarayanan + Shamli type ah stories than (antha kaalathula ithu sema combo) second inspiration :) O.K, mela bore adikkama OVER to the play :) as usual, STATUORY WARNING : (My) Joking is injurious to health SUPER STORY Director : sir, ullae varalama Producer : vaaya vaa utkaaru...... Director : enna sir , evvalo thara

PART - V - RAJINI'S ADVICE TO S/W ENGINEERS [ Next day evening at Neela's office ] A grand farewell was arranged at the Office. Since it matched with onam occasion, the whole office wore a festive look. As the folks were requested to come in ethnic wear the environment was like a grand gala fashion show. Some guys and girls mistook the word ethnic wear and were dressed in stone age wears. Party starts. As usual a song sequence (Tune : Ra..Ra. ramaiyah) [ contd here ]

Hi all, Thanks for your encouraging responses and cheering up. Konjam kuraigalaiyum sutti kaatunga.. As you might have noticed I have done a thorough change on the look and feel of the webiste. If something is annoying kindly do point out. I have moved "C"-Mukhi to a seperate blog space to accomodate other postings such as daily musings etc., I hope your support continues PART - IV - LAUNCH OF VTPR S/W COMPANY [ A month later.... At the launch of VTPR software company rechristened as VTPRSoft. Only close associates were invited to this simple celebration of the launch.. Jyo’s PM Neela and her father, the MD were called as special invitees. Jyo and Prabhu welcomes them with glee. ] Jyo : Welcome madam, it is a real pleasure to have you here with us. Please make urself comfortable inside. [ Neela and her father goes inside] Prabhu ( to jyo) : Hey, Why did u ask them to make themselves comfortable. What would you do if they go and take a nap at the Duroflex cot in the guest ro

'C'-MUKHI PART - III - RAJINI vs NEELA ….Jyothika patted on Prabhu “Prabhu… wake up. The flashback is over.Come lets go inside. See rajini, how nice he is pretending to listen to the story, yet day dreaming . Wake him up also….” She turns to vijayakumar, “Sir your story was very nice, now give the keys, we would go inside.” Read more here

PART - II - HISTORY OF CHANDRAMUKHI A visibly peeved Neela who was waiting for the song to finish, starts shouting at Jyothika now......... "How many mails do u need me to send reminding the guidelines regarding Personal visitors. Dont u have any sense..where is that security....Security....Security.." . Rajini "Relax Relax...cool, why are u getting so angry.. I am the Network security Consultant of your company. Here is my visiting card". Neela glances at the visiting card and what Rajini said was indeed true. ................... [ Read more here ]

"C" - MUKHI P.S : I would like to thank all fellow colleagues for cheering, encouraging me, appreciating me that made me write and continue to write this one...... (So be aware that even if it bores u, i am not the main responsibility :p ) . I wrote this for my office BB, then posted this in another forum (Part VI is running there rite now), some dialogues from this had been doing rounds as Forward mails and one friend had also posted this (which he recieved as a fwd) in his blog site.. Hence some of you might have already read this :) FOREWORD : Buoyed by the success of Chandramukhi, distributors and producers decides to remake this film in some other languages to cash in on this success. But since already Chandramukhi and other Rajini films had been remade in almost all languages, the producers are now left only with cyber languages like "C", "Java" etc., Since our Superstar is popular across all languages , they decide to try in computer languages too

Part - I Part - II (posted on 27/09/2005) Part - III (posted on 29/09/2005) PART - I Vijay - our hero is a programmer in a very small local Software company in Chennai. Even though he is in a small software company and his educational qualification is not much., , he is a very popular figure there. Daily, only after vijay comes and switches on the UPS the office starts functioning (no..no..no... vijay is not a watchman in that company.....it is just sentiment... if he starts UPS, that day the software runs without bug thatz all ) Being a mass hero, there should be an Intro song for Vijay. Saraswati puja. Whole office waits for our hero to come and start the UPS to start working on a new project. Our hero enters with a bang and with a song too "which platform u work, which platform i work, platforms doesnt matter, Which language u code, which language i code, languages doesnt matter, Are we from same College ? [chorus] No, No, No Are we using same OS [chorus] No, No, No You are

Jimbu decides it is no use arguing with Sonaachalam any more and time for him to get into action. So that night he enters Sonaachalam’s house and kidnaps Jaya. He takes Jaya to Thotti’s house (Kuppai Thotti thaan). He decides to get them both married. Hence he gets a new dog-chain, which Thotti ties around Jaya’s neck. At this moment, Sonaachalam’s henchmen, who come in search of Jaya, are shocked to see this “marriage”. In anger, they attack Thotti, but Jimbu falls before Thotti and Jaya and receives all the beatings himself, at times manages to give them one or two beatings as well. Meanwhile Thotti and Jaya run away from that place using this opportunity. The next day, Jimbu’s friend Viboothi (cousin brother of Sandhanam) comes to visit him at the village hospital. He asks Jimbu “why should he indulge in something not important to him and get hurt like this”. Jimbu replies to this, “ Ha, whatever it is, I have achieved my aim. I have united a love pair.. Now I am a local hero, soon

Hence Jimbu, in order to promote the love between Thotti and Jaya arranges for their meeting daily in besant nagar beach. In one such romance between Thotti and Jaya, some mischevous boys in the beach pelt stones at Jaya. Unable to bear this Thotti stands in defense for Jaya and bear all the stones. Jimbu chases away the boys and comes and hugs Thotti for its action. Jimbu also sings a duet on behalf of Thotti to Jaya. "Enna kaayam aanabothum en meni thaangi kollum..unthan meni thangaathu senthene..senthene.... Manithar unarnthu kolla, ithu manitha kaathal alla........ athaiyum thaandi punithamaanathu.........." The Panchayat chief's servant Kabaali notices Jaya in the beach along with Thotti complains to his master. Sonaachalam immediatly arrives at the place with other hunter dogs which chases Thotti away and escorts Jaya to home. Jimbu consoles a crying (read:howling) Thotti and goes to the Sonaachalam's house to arrange for a marriage between Thotti and Jaya. But

Over a period of time, Jimbu grew tired of this thug job. He realized there were more risks in fighting. Hence he decided to tread another way, i.e to help lovers in unite irrespective of their caste, economical status etc., Unfortunately for Jimbu, In his village, youth people concentrate more on their careers than on love. Hence all marriages in Jimbu’s village were decided by parents themselves. But Jimbu, not willing to give up searches in nooks and corners if there were any lovers around, waiting to be united by a hero. One day our little SS Jimbu was returning from his office ( athaanga namma 5-Star Tea kadai). Since his boss did not have sufficient funds to pay his wages for that day, he gave Jimbu some butter biscuits to compensate for it. Jimbu was munching those biscuits on his way home. The Village panchayat leader Mr.Sonaachalam was coming from the other side for a walk with his pet dog, a she-dog named Jaya. Jimbu threw one of those “butter” biscuits at Jaya which prom

Jimbu, the little super star, is our hero in this film. Jimbu’s life time aim is to become a Superstar somehow, just like the other current bunch of heroes. So as a first step he does all weird things which he feels as ishtyle not caring whether ppl actually like it or not. He works as a edupudi, (servant who does odd jobs) in a Tea kadai. When the Tea Master is not available , Jimbu himself will prepare tea / coffee and in one such occasion the opening song lead comes up. “Kalakkuven kalakkuven, Sugar pottu kalakkuven, Paalai oothi kalakkuven paaru, kuzhappuven kuzhappuven water serthu kulappuven, coffee pottu kalakkuven paaru” Jimbu does all finger ishtyles with the coffee tumbler during the course of song At the end of the song though, he wud been spilled the coffee all over. (And how he gets dose from the master is a separate story) Over a period of time though Jimbu realizes that mere styles would never help achieve superstar status. He needed to do something special to achieve th

Disclaimer : this is a 100% original story (intended to be a pun) E - E --------- Hero – Elango lets call him E Heroine – Eshwari Oru hero E, is a prolific chatter. He is a college student , and so his main interest is to flirt with girls online. (he is not sure of himself how the response wud be in real life ) Once during a chat session he meets Eshwari and falls instantly in love with her seeing her talk in the public chat. So he proposes to her in pms,. But Eshwari being a family girl declines to accept his proposal,but since that was the first proposal she receives, she tells him let fate decides if I have to be your lover. Saying this, she composes a new mail, writes her name,address and attaches her E-Signature and sends it to a yahoo group account with a message “This mail is from George Bush - Following population explosion, we are going to limit the no. of people to live in this world. To stay on in this world you must forward it to all the people you know", knowing very

[ Mr.X : is the detective of the famous ABC Detective company, guduvancherry branch.. Miss.Y is his associate.. they are currently engaged in solving a murder case] Miss.Y : Whom do u think might have done this murder sir? Mr.X : : who knows??? Miss.Y : you are supposed to do that and that wat you have studied spending more than six lakhs in USA Mr.X ::shut up, even my father who spent that amount havent questioned me. who are u to question? Miss.Y : I am your assistant dear X Mr.X ::how dare u call me by my name Miss.Y : I suppose your parents kept that name for calling purposes only Mr.X ::you are supposed to call me as Boss Miss.Y :oh Mr.X , if i call you boss, i get the feeling that you are the leader of an underground mafia gang. O.K... I shall call you boss..but one condition. you should completely shave your head. Only then I will feel comfortable calling you boss Mr.X ::Grrr.........I am going to fire you Miss.Y :cool it X, you dont have that power.. I got this job thru s