Thursday, October 27, 2005

Tamil koorum nal ulagam

என் இனிய தமிழ் மக்களே! உங்கள் பாசத்திற்குறிய சுப்பிரமணியன் பேசுகிறேன். தொடர்ந்து ஆங்கிலத்திலேயே பதிவு செய்து வந்த நான் தமிழிலும் பதிவு செய்ய ஆசைப்படுகிறேன். அடிக்கடி கடின தமிழில் கடிக்க முயற்ச்சி செய்கிறேன். :) தமிழ் வழி பதிவுக்கு உதவிய capriciously_me kum தமிழில் பதிவு செய்ய யோசனை சொன்ன ஜிங்கு சக்குக்கும் நன்றி. :) மற்றவை அடுத்த பதிவில்...

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

SUPER STORY PART - II

P.S : Followed by the stupendous success (???) of Super Story in 1995 Get together function, next year Get together kum myself and my friend Sudarsan got together again for a sequel to Super Story :) Again a last minute preparation, again a toss deciding whether to stage it...... And again nalla kai thatti cheer pannanga (oru velai engalai thatta mudiyalai nu ninaichirukkalam :p )...It was an enjoyable experience though...

SUPER STORY - PART II

Director : Sir, ullae varalama?

Producer : vaaya vaa utkaaru
Director : enna Sir, sema jolly ah irukeenga poliruku, oru varushathula aale maariteenga

Producer : ellam unnalathaanya , tamil naatu makkalai neethan sariya therinji vachurike.
Namma Erusic Park super hit aayiduchilla

Director : naan sonnenla Sir, Ippa paarunga, namma erumbukku rasigar mandram vaikkaral alavuku
Erusic Park super hit.

Producer : Sari, namma combination marubadiyum work out aaganum..adutha padam edukka poren…ithe type la oru kathai sollu

Director : Sir, ethukku kathaikku veena alaiyanum… namma
Erusic Park aiye Part 2 eduthiralam

Producer : Eppadippa?

Director :
Namma Erusic Park la erumbu sagara maathiri kaatinathukku niraya peru Feel panni eluthirunthaanga illa? . Infact oru rasigar over enthu aayi enga veetu kita vanthu erumbukku uyir kodukkalenna petrol oothippennu mirattinar

Producer : adappavi , nijamava??

Director : aama sir, namma tamil naatula mattum thaan intha maathiri over emotional , vethukku uyirai vidara pasangallayellam parka mudiyum. Ivangala vachi thane namma maathiri aalunga business lam oduthu.. athunaala intha padathula naama erumbukku uyir kodukkalam

Producer : eppadi yya?

Director : naama first part la vita idathularnthu padathai aarambikkalam. Paiyan sogathoda erumbai thookumbothu thideernu erumbu oru thadavai
peru moochu vidara satham paiyanuku ketkuthu…..aaha erumbukku uyir pogalennu paiyan santhosamaagi athai apadiye thookkikittu hospital la kondu poi serthudaran

Producer : adada pullarikkuthu

Director : intha samayathula sithiyum , avanga aatkalum jail ernthu thappichirraanga. Avangaluku erumbu uyir pizhaichitta vishayam theriyuthu.

Producer : eppadi theriyum?

Director : oru spy erumbu arisikku aasaipaatu, vishayathai pottu udaichiduthu. Udane sithi aalai hospital ku anuppi erumbai kolai panna solraanga. Anga appollo la heavy police protection. But irunthaalum eppadiyo intha adiyaal kathiyai eduthikittu erumbu irukkara IC unit ku poiidaran… erumbai kaatarom cut panrom, kathiyai kaatarom cut panrom

Producer : dei vendam. Ithu pona varushaa samaachaaram. Appave rumba bore adichitte..marubadiyum sonne konnuduven

Director : kelunga sir, appadiye erumbai kutha pogumbothu , thideernu paiyan adiyaaloda kaalai kadichudaran.

Producer : ennayya solre #@$% ?

Director : aama sir, paiyan thirukkural a appadiye follow panravan… erumbu thanakku eppadi uthavi senjatho athe maathiri paiyanum appadiye seiraan

Producer : O.K O.K continue pannu

Director : kaththi keezhe vizha paiyan adiyaal kooda sandai podaraan.. appadiye hospital 13th floor la irunthu keezhe vizhunthu matha adiyaalungaloda sernthu sandai podaaraan… ellorum
America varai poi sandai pottukittu marubadiyum appadiye sandai pottukitte india varaanga

Producer : avanga ethukku
America poraanga?

Director : enna sir solreenga, oru tamil padathula foreign location kamikalaina padam eppadi odum?
Thaviravum , intha mathiri chance la thane enna maathiri aalunga America poga mudiyum

Producer : athu sari, eppadi povaanga?

Director : en sir, kaasu kuduthu paarkara makkale ketkaatha kelvi ithu kaasu podara ungalukku en?. Sari ungalukkaga solren……… sandai pottukitte meenambakkam airport poraangala……….villains lam odi poi America pora aeroplane la eridaranga ., paiyanum vidaama thuratharan…aeroplane top mela aavesama sandai podaaranga..

Producer : adey adey ennada ithu??

Director : ethanai naal thaan sir, ella films climax layum train top mela erikittu aavesama sandai poduvaanga….. naama pudhu trend uruvaakkalam..athuthaan aeroplane top la eri sandai pottukitu American streets lam sandai pottutu marubadiyum athe formula la Chennai varaanga

Producer : nee vidu mavane..vidu vidu

Director : ippa oru kattathula marubadiyum , villains paiyanai pidichudaraanga…chithi paiyana thuppakkiyala mirataraanga...thuppakkiya kaaatrom cut panrom paiyanai kaatrom cut panrom
Producer : dei naaye kathaiyai solluda…

Director : intha nerathula marubadiyum erumbu chithi kaalai kadikkuthu, chithi thuppaki keezhe vizha , vazhakkam pola marainjirukkara police vanthu elloraiyum arrest panniduthu

Producer : dei padupaavi, ICU unit la irukkara erumbu eppadi keezhe vanthathu?

Director : irunga sir, angae thaan suspense a udaikkarom, police DIG vanthu solraar. Intha erumbu actuallah police train pannapatta erumbu. Chithiyoda illegal activities a detect pannna erumbu nu unmaiyai solraar……

Producer : thalaiyai suthuthudaa saami…..

Director : ithu thaan sir, pazhaya pada formula…. Sari , pona part la kathi erumbu mela vizhunthappo erumbukku en onnum aagalainu sollunga paarkalam?

Producer : athaiyum neeye sollidu raasa

Director : enna erumbu bullet proof jacket pottirunthuchu

Producer : thambi…engae un kaalai kaatu

Director : sir sir tension aaagatheenga…epadi irukkuthu kathai?

Producer : enda dei, intha padam odungarae??

Director : sir, munthaiya padatha vida superaa odum…. Evvalavukku evvalo kenathanama edukkaramo avvalavukku avvalavu padam super hit aagum…ithu thaan success formula….purinjatha?? namma story thaan sir ennikume Super Story.. HOW IS ITT ???????

Sunday, October 23, 2005

SUPER STORY

P.S - "C" - Mukhi ku konjam break koduthuttu matha stories um konjam post pannalam nu ninaikkaren..... This is a play scripted in 1995 for our apartments get together :) all credits to flat mates a.k.a friends 'n sisters for encouragin and cheering and esp to my friend Sudarsan who had the courage to play the Producer part. As the usual show was going on, we decided to stage it at the last moment and enacted it without rehearsal....... GOD's grace or our flat ppl's kindness nalla clap panni encourage pannanga....Yeah yeah guess pannavanga ellam correct ah than paneenga..... "Kaatula Mazhai" drama la irunthu inspire pannathu thaan and Ramanarayanan + Shamli type ah stories than (antha kaalathula ithu sema combo) second inspiration :)

O.K, mela bore adikkama OVER to the play :)

as usual,

STATUORY WARNING : (My) Joking is injurious to health

SUPER STORY

Director : sir, ullae varalama

Producer : vaaya vaa utkaaru......

Director : enna sir , evvalo tharamana padamellam edutheenga.....ellam oothikiche.....

Producer : ennaya panrathu....ellam en neram....ithuthaan last attempt........ithula success aaganum.. oru nalla kadhai sollu

Director : enna sir, padam odanumnu solreenga.....nalla kadhai venumnu solreengale.Jurassic Park themela oru super kadhai vachurukken. adhai padama edukkalam. Dinosaur vachu Jurassic park maathiri erumbai vachu naama Erusic parknu padam edukkalam

Producer : ada, title nallarukke. kadhaiyai sollu

Director : namma hero oru chinna paiyan. pala kodi sothukku ore vaarisu. avanukku oru chinnamma thavira vera yaarume illai. chinnamavukku avan sothu mela oru aasai.

Producer : hum.....tamilnattula chinnamanaale aduthavanga sothukku aasaipadaravangala aayitaanga

Director : adhanala avanga paiyanai romba kodumaipadutharaanga. oru kattathula paiyan sithi kodumai thaangama railway trackla poi thalayai vaichidaran. dhoorathula train varuthu....thalaiyai kaaturom cut panrom, trainai kaaturom cut panrom..ippadi cut panni cut panni......

Producer : film role ellam waste panna porom

Director : illa sir, makkalukku suspense kodukkarom...train, thalai, train, thalai...ippadi suspense thaangama makkal seat nunikku vanthu........

Producer : appadiye veetukku poiduvaangala?

Director : illa sir, interestaa paarpaanga...itho train pakkathula vanthudichu........innum 1 minutethaan......

Producer : adappavi, en herovai konnuttiye.....

Director : irunga sir, train appadiye pakkathu trackla poiduthu........

Producer : Super...

Director : ippo ithe trackla innoru train varuthu..marupadiyum traina kaatarom..cut panrom..paiyanai kaaturom cut panrom........

Producer : unnai intha padathula irunthu naan cut panna poren....

Director : kelunga sir, innum 30 seconds thaan.........paiyan kan muzhichu paarkaraan.... oru erumbu thandavaalathula maatikkuthu....thaan sagarathukku munnadi oru uyirai kaapathidalamnu erumbai thookaran paarunga train poiduthu

Producer : appadi podu aruvaalai

Director : aruvaalai appadi potta unga kaalil vizhunthudum sir...

Producer : dey madaiya ..nee kadhaiyai sollu

Director : paiyanukku buddhi varuthu..thannai intha erumbu kappathiduchunnu sollitu, adhai than veetukku eduthuttu poi valarkkaran......erumbu super erumbu.......kadichu kadichu avan veetula irukkara chinnamma & other villains a veetai vittu thurathiduthu....

Producer : erumbu??!#@

Director : aama sir, superaa illae? paiyanum erumbum bayangara friends aagi paatellam paadaraanga......

Producer : vidu, vidu nee evvalu thoorathukku vidarennu naan paarkaren..

Director : Chithiyum , avanga adiyaatkalum paiyanai pazhi vaanga neram paarthukittu irukkanga...Oru naal raathiri, Chithi set panna adiyaal paiyanai kathiyaal kuthi kolai panna varaan.........kathiyai kaatarom cut panrom, paiyanai kaatrom cut panrom

Producer : nee kathaiyai solluppa

Director : Adiyaal kutharappo, erumbu avan kaalai kadichiduthu.... kathi udanae erumbu mela vizhunthuduthu.......erumbu hero perai sollikitte kathuthu adhu echo aagi paiyan kaathula vizhunthu, udanae elunthirikkiraan paiyan....

Producer : #@$!!!??

Director : erumbu paarthu sentiment aagi kaneer vadikkaran..erumbu than blood eduthu paiyanukku veera thilagam iduthu......udanae veeram vanthu adiyaalaiyum , avanoda 1000 aatkalaiyum thani aala ninnu adikkaran...... Oru kattathula ellorum paiyanai pidichiraanga........Chithi paiyanai kutha vaaranga....kathiyai kaatrom cut panrom, chithiyai kaatarom cut panrom

Producer : dei naaye, ennai kolai panna vachudaathe

Director : irunga sir, ippothaan veetukula marainjirukkara police vezhila vaaranga....

Producer : avanga yen olinjirukkanum?

Director : tamil cinema ilakkanappadi police sandai mudiyara varaikkum olinjirukkanum....adhellam yen yedhukkunu kelvi ketka koodathu... paiyan nera erumbukitta poran.........oru nimisham flashbackla pazhaiya incidents ellam nyabagathukku varuthu........appadiye paiyan azhumbothu padathai mudikkarom

Producer : Sentimental touchaa?? sari padam eppadi pogum

Director : summa pichikkittu odum sir

Producer : engae theatarai vitta??

Director : ada ponga sir, onnu therinjukkonga..namma tamilnattu makkalai porutha varaikkum arasiyal, finance company, cinema, saamiyar ivanga naalu perukittayum ethanai thadavai naalum emaara readyaa iruppanga.......enna graphics kalakkala irukkanum...............ivanga irukkara varaikkum namma story thaan sir ennikkume Super Story....................HOW IS IT????

*****------------SHUBAM---------------*****

Saturday, October 22, 2005

"C" - Mukhi Part V

PART - V - RAJINI'S ADVICE TO S/W ENGINEERS



[ Next day evening at Neela's office ]

A grand farewell was arranged at the Office. Since it matched with onam occasion, the whole office wore a festive look. As the folks were requested to come in ethnic wear the environment was like a grand gala fashion show. Some guys and girls mistook the word ethnic wear and were dressed in stone age wears.

Party starts. As usual a song sequence
(Tune : Ra..Ra. ramaiyah)

[ contd here ]

Thursday, October 20, 2005

"C" - Mukhi - Part IV

Hi all, Thanks for your encouraging responses and cheering up. Konjam kuraigalaiyum sutti kaatunga.. As you might have noticed I have done a thorough change on the look and feel of the webiste. If something is annoying kindly do point out. I have moved "C"-Mukhi to a seperate blog space to accomodate other postings such as daily musings etc., I hope your support continues

PART - IV - LAUNCH OF VTPR S/W COMPANY

[ A month later.... At the launch of VTPR software company rechristened as VTPRSoft. Only close associates were invited to this simple celebration of the launch.. Jyo’s PM Neela and her father, the MD were called as special invitees. Jyo and Prabhu welcomes them with glee. ]

Jyo : Welcome madam, it is a real pleasure to have you here with us. Please make urself comfortable inside.

[ Neela and her father goes inside]

Prabhu ( to jyo) : Hey, Why did u ask them to make themselves comfortable. What would you do if they go and take a nap at the Duroflex cot in the guest room.


Read in Full ) here


Sunday, October 16, 2005

'C' - MUKHI PART III

'C'-MUKHI

PART - III - RAJINI vs NEELA

….Jyothika patted on Prabhu “Prabhu… wake up. The flashback is over.Come lets go inside. See rajini, how nice he is pretending to listen to the story, yet day dreaming . Wake him up also….” She turns to vijayakumar, “Sir your story was very nice, now give the keys, we would go inside.” Read more here

Friday, October 14, 2005

"C" - MUKHI - PART II

PART - II - HISTORY OF CHANDRAMUKHI



A visibly peeved Neela who was waiting for the song to finish, starts shouting at Jyothika now......... "How many mails do u need me to send reminding the guidelines regarding Personal visitors. Dont u have any sense..where is that security....Security....Security.." . Rajini "Relax Relax...cool, why are u getting so angry.. I am the Network security Consultant of your company. Here is my visiting card". Neela glances at the visiting card and what Rajini said was indeed true. ................... [ Read more here ]


Tuesday, October 11, 2005

"C" - Mukhi

"C" - MUKHI

P.S : I would like to thank all fellow colleagues for cheering, encouraging me, appreciating me that made me write and continue to write this one...... (So be aware that even if it bores u, i am not the main responsibility :p ) . I wrote this for my office BB, then posted this in another forum (Part VI is running there rite now), some dialogues from this had been doing rounds as Forward mails and one friend had also posted this (which he recieved as a fwd) in his blog site.. Hence some of you might have already read this :)

FOREWORD : Buoyed by the success of Chandramukhi, distributors and producers decides to remake this film in some other languages to cash in on this success. But since already Chandramukhi and other Rajini films had been remade in almost all languages, the producers are now left only with cyber languages like "C", "Java" etc., Since our Superstar is popular across all languages , they decide to try in computer languages too. Hence Chandramukhi is remade as C-Mukhi with certain scenes from Rajini's earlier films also lifted here and there.
STATUORY WARNING : (My) JOKING IS INJURIOUS TO HEALTH :)

(i) PART I - INTRO OF SUPER STAR
(ii) PART II - HISTORY OF CHANDRAMUKHI
(iii) PART III - RAJINI vs NEELA
(iv) PART IV - LAUNCH OF VTPR S/W COMPANY
(v) PART V - RAJINI'S ADVICE TO S/W ENGINEERS
(vi) PART VI - NAYANTARA FIGHTS AND FALLS LOVE WITH RAJINI



Read in full here