Sunday, October 21, 2007

Enakkoru Girl Friend venumae - Part III

Read the first part here..
Read the second part here..

The full version is being tracked here


[Sorry for the delay in posting this version..... I will complete the story within a week and in the next part]

Continued from here
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Magi was stunned on hearing Raju saying this.. He never expected this…Thangachi ponnu Nivetha love ku support ah ava annana convince pannalam nu love pathi konjam extra bit potta… athu back fire aagi, kinaru vetta boodham kilambina maathiri intha paiyane love panna poraennu kilambittane nu avanukku thonuthu….Magi paarthutte nikka, charged up ah Raju kilambinan antha idathai vittu.

Veerama savaal vittutu vanthane thavira Raju ku aduthu enna panrathu nu purilae.. Veetukku pona udane Amma kitta sappadu kooda venam nu sollitu thannoda room kulla poi lock pannikiran.....Mirror munadi ninnutu thannaiye paarthuttu yosikkaran...Perisa savaal vittome… nammala la mudiyuma.. Love panra age lam thaandi poche da.. ithukku mela Girl friend kidaikkuma namakkellam……… ippadi lam thinking poguthu…….. Romba naal aachu avanai avane paarthu... Shave pannumbothu mugatha paarkarathoda sari...after a long time, he sees his reflection in the mirror....a bulged belly, vitta konja naal la helmet maathiri aagidumo nu bayamuruthara thalai…Gosh…. 26 age ku ithellam too much ah theriyuthe da machi nu avan manasu soluthu..athukku avan manasatchi..”Theriyum da theriyum… regular food lam skip pannitu, cream biscuit, pizza, noodles nu one by one ah ulla pogumbothu ithellam theriyaathu…. Taste ah irukkaenu waste foods lam sappita.. Fast foods na fast ah than side effects um varum” nu solluthu.. Psssst.. sari sari sari…athellam pazhaiya kadhai…… Come to the present..Ippo somehow he has to get a girl friend sooner than later… Nivetha matter veliyae mukkiyama Parents ku theriya munnadi enakku oru lover vanthudanum…athukana vazhiya paarkanum…. Enna pannalam nu yosichittu irukkarappo avanukku avanoda colleague Vijay nyabagam varuthu…Yess…avan than intha matter la namakku help panna koodiya correct ah na aal… oru nalla idea kidaicha kushi la thoonga poraan Raju…



Vijay …… Raju voda colleague… Raju Office la velai paarkira pasangalukku love matter la enna problem naalum Vijay kitta than odi varuvaanga… ponnungalai correct panrathukku Vijay correct ah na ideas koduppan…. Idea work out aagutho illiyo… antha ponnu work out aagidum, idea ketta paiyanukku.. Ponnungala approach panni pesarathula irunthu avanga kitta propose panra varai ellathukkum tips and training kodukkarathula Vijay namma Shahjahan Vijay maathiri... Ippadi patta Vijay va than Raju meet panni idea ketkarathu nu decide panninan… Sigh…perumoochu vittan Raju….Love nu pesarathukke vetka paduvan …Badminton aadum podhu kooda oorellam love all nu sollumbothu Raju mattum zero all nu pidivathama solra type…. Hmm… antha thayakkam lam when Not a girl into my life…..But to Knot a girl into my life, ethuna senju thane aaganum nu Raju thannai thane samathana paduthikittu Vijay cubicle ku poraan…

Raju pona time, Vijay cubicle la erkavane oru Panchayathu nadanthuttu irunthathu… athu onnum illa… avan kita idea kettutu pona oruthan avan experience ah solitu irunthaan… kooda avanoda friends

Vijay : ennada murali…. En pei arainja maathiri irukkae?? enna matter??… nee daavu vittutu irunthiyae dharini ava ena solra?

Murali : ada poda machi… nee sonniyae nu eduthavudane propose panama, friend ah pazhagi konja konjama nerunga aarambichen dharini kooda… athu work out aagara maathiri than irunthathu..close ah thaan pazhagina… nee solviye, ponnungalukku comedy sense irukkaravangala romba pidikkum nu.. Sari nu nethiku onu try pannaen… antha dharini pei nijamavae arainjiduchi

Vijay : ennada pannae? Overa blade pottiya?

Murali : ada illada, ava previous day avanga veetula paartha mega serials pathi pesittu irunthaala… naan oru vilayaatukku solli tak nu ava kannathula la killitu “I am a serial killer..coz I don’t like serials” nu solli sirichaen… adhukku ava udane ennai palaar nu arainjittu… “ I am a pinch hitter” nu sonna.. :(.. appuram sonna intha maathiri thodara velaiyellam vachukkathe nu :(

Vijay : ada ppavi..adappavi… Murali ngra perukku latchanama erumai maathiri porumaiya irukkarathai vittutu, comedy panraanam comedy….. Girls kitta lam paarthu pazhaganum da… free ya pazhagarangale nu freedom eduthukka koodathu… Girls sensitive na, u sense it, leave…limit meerina rivit (rivet) thaan purinjatha?

Murali : purinjathu annae… (kannathai pidichikittu) nalla purinjathu.. (Murali leaves that place)

Vijay : hmmm.. kodukkira role ah pannungada na over acting try panni mothathaiyum spoil pannidaranunga…..

[Raju enters the cubicle at that time]

Vijay : hey da raju…vaa machi vaa… eppadi irukkae

Raju : am fine da nee eppadi irukkae..

Vijay : ennakenna machaan…. Am sooper fine….. oru Project leader ah naan guide panra projects um click aaguthu… oru friend ah naan guide panra pasanga love um click aaguthu…. :) :) verenna verenna vendum………

Raju : machaan.. nee nijammave genius da…. Unna nambi thaanda vanthirukkaen……. Enakku nee serious ah oru help pannanum da…

Vijay : ethanai peruku da comedy ah help pannitu irukkaen naan?

Raju : ada kadikkathe da pangaali… enakku thideernu love mela oru interest vanthirukku (vetka padran) aana epadi nu than therilae :( ethanaiyo peru vaazhkai la kaadhal jothi ethi vachirukkae….Enakkum ethaachum help pannu da :D

Vijay : (surprised) dei ammanji…… ennada solrae….neeya pesiyathu… kanna neeya pesiyaathu… namba mudiyavillai…villai…villai….

Raju : asinga paduthathe da…ithu varaikkum appadi irunthutten….. kazhudhais thaan kaadhal pannum… Singam…single ah than irukkum nu ninaichittu irunthuttaen…

Vijay: haha ippa mattum single ah illama, oruthar kooda mingle panni, jungle ah na life la jingles paadalam nu eppadi thonuchu?

Raju: hmm ennai suthi ulla paathi peru Love panni than, avanga life partner ah decide pannikaranga…….. athu ennai thoondi vittuduchu…. athuvum nalla than irukkum nu enakku thonuthu………therila da…solla therila…… but love pannanum nu thonuthu..avlothan

Vijay: haha… ithukku peru than da love.. unakku athukana mudhal arikuri vanthuduchi… Love kooda kadavul maathiri than…. Athu sambanthapatta niraya vishayangala naama nambuvom….seivom.. Aana en seirom nu karanam ketta athukku sariya reason solla theriyaathu..thonum..pannuvom avlothan :)

Raju: athaanda athaanda….thideernu love pannanum nu aasai vanthiruchi da machi…. Nee than da en GF

Vijay: elae Raju nee desperate ah irukkae nu puriyuthu..athukkaga oru paiyanai GF aakika poriya

Raju: poda vennai…GF na God Father nu sonnaen da…….. machan help pannu da

Vijay: hmm… ok da.. college padikkara kaalathu lam vittutu, ippadi kaal age thaandi napuram aasai vanthirukka unakku?

Raju: dei…enna panna solrae….College padikarappa lam.. ponnungalai sight adichalo, avangala paarthu nakkal pannalo, thappa pesinaalo Reverse effect ah future la en thangachi kitta evanavathu athe maathiri panniduvano nu oru bayam nu vachukkoyen….. so naan ponnunga kitta romba nalla pullai ya irunthirukkaen…. Athuvum illama sight adikkarathu, jollu vidarathu, love panrathu lam desiya kutram nu ninaichiruken :D ippadiye poyiduchu en vaaliba vayasu….

Vijay: ennamo solrae..onnum purilae po…… sari vidu ippo unakku oru girl friend venum..avvalo thaane..

Raju: aama aama..aana etho oru ponnu lam illa… ponnu paarkarathu sooper ah slim ah semma azhaga Asin maathiri irukkanum :D

Vijay: adinga… Asin ah da…Asin-gama ethuna sollida poraen….

Raju: Machaan…eppavume perisa aim pannanum… Asin range ku aim pannathan namma cousin range kavathu yaaruna varuvaanga….

Vijay: nalla pesara da… dei machi solrathai kelu………. Unakkku intha old techniques lam venaam… un personality ku love at first sight work out aagathu…… naama love at first site technique try pannalam

Raju: enada solrae

Vijay: kelu.. old formula than aana new style… namma lam college la padikkarache ladies college ladies college ah suthi ponnungala sight vittu right panna paarpangal la pasanga

Raju: aama..

Vijay: athe formula than…. Orkut account vachiruke la..athula womens college community ah po………athula niraya girls iruppanga la…… avangal la unaku pidichavangala select pannu

Raju: athu sari..aana athula avanga photo lam irukkuma enna

Vijay: athai yen ketkare...mobile camera, digital camera nu vanthaalum vanthathu... chumma ishtathukku click panni orkut la upload pannidranga makkal lam.. privacy pathi lam kandukkarathe illae...pasanga nalum thannoda photo potta damage ayidumo nu Hrithik photo, Sharukh photo nu pottu escape aayiduvanga..aana ponnunga... athellam paarkarathe illa... appapa updated ah photo va pottiruvanga...public ah podaraome…kandavanga paarpangalae…silar misuse kooda panna chance irukkae nu lam theriyaathu…...sari athai vidu…nee enna panra..antha photo lam paarthu unakku pidicha ponna select panrae

Raju: cycle gap la ennai kandavan nu solrrae..hmmm

Vijay: sari sari feel pannathe..un love wORKoUT aaga namakku Orkut than help panna poguthu..ennoda plan ah kelu...nee ippadi ovvoru community ah poi athula irunthu ovvoru girls profiles ah poiyi unakku pidicha maathiri azhagana girl ah paarthu select panrae… appuram enna panrae… follow her in her scrap book….ava scrap book la mathavanga ezhutharathum, ava avangaloda scrap book la reply panrathaiyum eduthukko…. U can get to know about her….. intha kaala ponnunga pala peru orkut la than secret ah pesa vendiya ella matter aiyum pesirupanga..so athellam vachu u can infer something about her… and based on the communities she is part of and her testimonial, athai vache kuthu mathippa oru kelvi kelu ava scrap book la poi… hey nee thane antha ponnu appadingra type la..

Raju : appadi ketta?

Vijay: Ponnungalukku curiosity unarvu jaasthi… hey ennai pathi unakku eppadi theriyum..nee yaaru apadingra unarvu avangalukku udane vanthudum..so they will definitely return ur scrap..neeyum reply pannanum…intha maathiri poganum…. the important thing is u should not give away that nee sight adikkara party noh, illa trespass panravan noh…. Decency and dignity maintain pannanum….ippadiye maintain pannitu appuram nice ah G-Talk id vaangidanum…and somehow make them add u to their friend’s list

Raju: ada ada ada ketkarathukke nalla irukkae..mm appuram

Vijay: From there on, ur skills should take over….. pesi pesi ye impress panni, nee romba nallavan, vallavan nu theriya vachittu appurama step by step ah munneru… first phone number, sms anupparathu, call panrathu, appuram meet panrathu…ippadiye improve pannitu appuram propose pannidu.. ithu than en master plan

Raju: ketkurathuku nala iruku machi..but am not used to talk in a way to impress..esp with Girls….

Vijay: hello… opening ku than tips thara mudiyum..finishing lam nee than paarkanum… nan solratha correct ah follow panna unakku oru opening kidaikkum….athukku appurama magane un samarthu…..

Raju: sari da… poruthirunthu paaru Asatha povathu yaaru nu

Vijay: paarthu paarthu…… ushara illae na, nalaikku vayithai kalakka povathu yaaru nu aagida poguthu…… Best of Luck!!!

[To be continued...]


P.S : makkale makkale.... last rendu part padichittae overaa otuneenga ennai...... intha part ah padichittu innum ottatheenga.. The dialogues, ideas in this story are of the characters' and not of mine... Raju is a guy heavily disturbed by actions of some of his close ppl..and Vijay is a happy go lucky guy having his own opinions about girls..intha characters eppadi pesuvangalo appadi than dialogues pottirukkaen..and girls..... plz dont get offended.... the intention of some of the dialogues in this post is not to give away ideas to guys on how to spy on a girl... it is only in general making u all, not in particular girls, aware of certain things tried with public communities like orkut... (this spying thing is happening both for guys and girls in general)

P.P.S : This part has been censored and certified by Marutham :D Thanks to her :)

19 comments:

Mystery said...

hey...good one da...now i am confused how ur gonna take the story from here..each part is quite different from the previous..:)
n thanks for that piece of advise :D

Aravind said...

LOL!!

ennamo... semai-yaa ideas ellam thareenga story la :D

waiting 4 the next part!! :D

Raj said...

aah! 'Raju' en namesake maadhiriye keedhey! adhayum thaandi...avan storyum namma 'storysake' maadhiriye keedhey (haiya...Dubai Sheik, Milk shake, idhu renda thavira ippo enakku pudhusa namesake and storysake theriyumey)! enakku therinju naan vela paakumbodhu Vijaynu oru paiyan irundhaan...aana naan ippo andha opeesla illiye! Studenta maaritteney!...Inga vijaynu yaarum illiye! En GF Vijay eppo varuvaan??! :D

Thala! story sooper! suppose enakku oru Vijay maataama ponaan na...neengadhaan ennoda Vijay, kandukiniya?! :D

prithz said...

Whoaaa!! Didnt expect this twist in the story. Good one!

Loved all those double meanings u derived from simple words.."love all" tops it!!! Workout la kooda orkut irukarthu ippo dhan theriyum!! Yebbba.. wonder how u found out!!!

The best part is how u brought into light those minute details which mite cause curiosity in girls n affect their lives! well done!

Raz said...

lol... ha ha! nejama appadiye nee life la panratha eluthi iruka... so supera iruku!

@raj: unnaku than vijay irukannee.:P

Marutham said...

Hahaa... :)
Summa adhirudhula!!! :P

Am loving the way you are taking the story forward.
With changes & modifications each time- the story only got better & i say this is the best! :)
You have processed it beautifully~
Love the way its taking wild TURNS ;)
Am hoping to end up in the most wonderful spot. I mean to see raju end up.

//plz dont get offended.... //
GUMMMU!! :P

I could very well understand the beautiful emotions of Raju as a brother & sometimes the way he misses his loved ones.

//“I am a serial killer..coz I don’t like serials” nu solli sirichaen… adhukku ava udane ennai palaar nu arainjittu… “ I am a pinch hitter” nu sonna.. :(.. appuram sonna intha maathiri thodara velaiyellam vachukkathe nu :(
//
I have told you already. I like the girl in this particular scene. :P

Anaalum.. adikkadi- oru nalla pula ipdi kettu poi route changing'ey apdinu konjam kashtama iruku./... but ivana paarthu 4 peru thappu edhu right edhunu purinjukuvanganngrapo.. :P
Pogattum! Excused...

Anaalum Raju kaila matina?? :) irukula...

Marutham said...

LOL!!!
Raju apdingra character en create paneenga?? :P
Utpagai elaam theerthukra mari character'ku peru vekreengalo?? :P

Appo aduthadhu edhum villi role unda?? :P

Marutham said...

LOVE ALL :P

LOLLL!!

Marutham said...

I remember how i used to tease my friend when she says " Love all "during the plays..

Before i serve - naan soluven... :P Adhena love all.
Nama rendu peru dhane inga irukom... Say love u!! :P

Marutham said...

@Vijay,
Elei- unaku peru vechalum vechaanga...
HMMM!! :P

Well, tell me abt ORKUT!! Sabbaaaaa :P

Ezhudhunga... am sure next one is gonna ROCK!! :)

Raju - SMILE PLEASE!! :P

குசும்பன் said...

:) hello it is good, but i think i have to start from first part:( let me see all.

dakaltiz said...

first time here sub.. read all ur 3 parts... chance se ille.. as someone pointed out..3 parts is different n unique ...s/w life a sooper a capture pannirukeenga..bench.. cafteria...
aprom bro-sis relationship ...tatz sweet...and inge typical la pasanga panra vela...ellam sooper... next part la enne twist iruka poguthu?...
nice job on the mokkais too...
will frequent ur space..

fun2fun said...

Atlast!!! Padichuten.. now me also up to date with ur blog :P

Good job.. scene pogudhu story :)
though it sounds more like a real life story born outta desperation to get a gf :D

Ella office lium indha madhiri vijay character irukumo??
ean offcie la kandu pidikanum :D

dakaltiz said...

adutha part eppo pa varuthu... ?

Dreamzz said...

//I am a serial killer..coz I don’t like serials” nu solli sirichaen… adhukku ava udane ennai palaar nu arainjittu… “ I am a pinch hitter” nu sonna.. .. appuram sonna intha maathiri thodara velaiyellam vachukkathe nu//

ROFL!

Dreamzz said...

// Murali ngra perukku latchanama erumai maathiri porumaiya irukkarathai vittutu, comedy panraanam comedy….. /

hehe! repeatu!

Dreamzz said...

//irunthu ovvoru girls profiles ah poiyi unakku pidicha maathiri azhagana girl ah paarthu select panrae… appuram enna panrae… follow her in her scrap book….ava scrap book la mathavanga ezhutharathum, ava avangaloda scrap book la reply panrathaiyum eduthukko…. U can get to know about her….. intha kaala ponnunga pala peru orkut la than secret ah pesa vendiya ella matter aiyum pesirupanga/

experience talking!

Dreamzz said...

Nalla eludhareenga! Konjam tamilla type panna seekiram palagungalen :D
pls.. :)

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