Kirukkals and Kalakkals

Part - I Part - II (posted on 27/09/2005) Part - III (posted on 29/09/2005) PART - I Vijay - our hero is a programmer in a very small local Software company in Chennai. Even though he is in a small software company and his educational qualification is not much., , he is a very popular figure there. Daily, only after vijay comes and switches on the UPS the office starts functioning (no..no..no... vijay is not a watchman in that company.....it is just sentiment... if he starts UPS, that day the software runs without bug thatz all ) Being a mass hero, there should be an Intro song for Vijay. Saraswati puja. Whole office waits for our hero to come and start the UPS to start working on a new project. Our hero enters with a bang and with a song too "which platform u work, which platform i work, platforms doesnt matter, Which language u code, which language i code, languages doesnt matter, Are we from same College ? [chorus] No, No, No Are we using same OS [chorus] No, No, No You are

Jimbu decides it is no use arguing with Sonaachalam any more and time for him to get into action. So that night he enters Sonaachalam’s house and kidnaps Jaya. He takes Jaya to Thotti’s house (Kuppai Thotti thaan). He decides to get them both married. Hence he gets a new dog-chain, which Thotti ties around Jaya’s neck. At this moment, Sonaachalam’s henchmen, who come in search of Jaya, are shocked to see this “marriage”. In anger, they attack Thotti, but Jimbu falls before Thotti and Jaya and receives all the beatings himself, at times manages to give them one or two beatings as well. Meanwhile Thotti and Jaya run away from that place using this opportunity. The next day, Jimbu’s friend Viboothi (cousin brother of Sandhanam) comes to visit him at the village hospital. He asks Jimbu “why should he indulge in something not important to him and get hurt like this”. Jimbu replies to this, “ Ha, whatever it is, I have achieved my aim. I have united a love pair.. Now I am a local hero, soon

Hence Jimbu, in order to promote the love between Thotti and Jaya arranges for their meeting daily in besant nagar beach. In one such romance between Thotti and Jaya, some mischevous boys in the beach pelt stones at Jaya. Unable to bear this Thotti stands in defense for Jaya and bear all the stones. Jimbu chases away the boys and comes and hugs Thotti for its action. Jimbu also sings a duet on behalf of Thotti to Jaya. "Enna kaayam aanabothum en meni thaangi kollum..unthan meni thangaathu senthene..senthene.... Manithar unarnthu kolla, ithu manitha kaathal alla........ athaiyum thaandi punithamaanathu.........." The Panchayat chief's servant Kabaali notices Jaya in the beach along with Thotti complains to his master. Sonaachalam immediatly arrives at the place with other hunter dogs which chases Thotti away and escorts Jaya to home. Jimbu consoles a crying (read:howling) Thotti and goes to the Sonaachalam's house to arrange for a marriage between Thotti and Jaya. But

Over a period of time, Jimbu grew tired of this thug job. He realized there were more risks in fighting. Hence he decided to tread another way, i.e to help lovers in unite irrespective of their caste, economical status etc., Unfortunately for Jimbu, In his village, youth people concentrate more on their careers than on love. Hence all marriages in Jimbu’s village were decided by parents themselves. But Jimbu, not willing to give up searches in nooks and corners if there were any lovers around, waiting to be united by a hero. One day our little SS Jimbu was returning from his office ( athaanga namma 5-Star Tea kadai). Since his boss did not have sufficient funds to pay his wages for that day, he gave Jimbu some butter biscuits to compensate for it. Jimbu was munching those biscuits on his way home. The Village panchayat leader Mr.Sonaachalam was coming from the other side for a walk with his pet dog, a she-dog named Jaya. Jimbu threw one of those “butter” biscuits at Jaya which prom

Jimbu, the little super star, is our hero in this film. Jimbu’s life time aim is to become a Superstar somehow, just like the other current bunch of heroes. So as a first step he does all weird things which he feels as ishtyle not caring whether ppl actually like it or not. He works as a edupudi, (servant who does odd jobs) in a Tea kadai. When the Tea Master is not available , Jimbu himself will prepare tea / coffee and in one such occasion the opening song lead comes up. “Kalakkuven kalakkuven, Sugar pottu kalakkuven, Paalai oothi kalakkuven paaru, kuzhappuven kuzhappuven water serthu kulappuven, coffee pottu kalakkuven paaru” Jimbu does all finger ishtyles with the coffee tumbler during the course of song At the end of the song though, he wud been spilled the coffee all over. (And how he gets dose from the master is a separate story) Over a period of time though Jimbu realizes that mere styles would never help achieve superstar status. He needed to do something special to achieve th

Disclaimer : this is a 100% original story (intended to be a pun) E - E --------- Hero – Elango lets call him E Heroine – Eshwari Oru hero E, is a prolific chatter. He is a college student , and so his main interest is to flirt with girls online. (he is not sure of himself how the response wud be in real life ) Once during a chat session he meets Eshwari and falls instantly in love with her seeing her talk in the public chat. So he proposes to her in pms,. But Eshwari being a family girl declines to accept his proposal,but since that was the first proposal she receives, she tells him let fate decides if I have to be your lover. Saying this, she composes a new mail, writes her name,address and attaches her E-Signature and sends it to a yahoo group account with a message “This mail is from George Bush - Following population explosion, we are going to limit the no. of people to live in this world. To stay on in this world you must forward it to all the people you know", knowing very

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