Saturday, May 20, 2006

"J"-I AM

UPDATE : COMPLETED

Foreword : Since this is supposed to be a spoof on "Jeyam" movie, readers are requested to read the above as "J, I am.." similar to how you pronounce Jeyam :p , J here stands for Jollu. Title reasoning is the hero says I am a Jollu.... :)

WARNING : This is definitely not the routine spoof.. and is strictly intended to convey a message :)

Namma kadhaiyin nayagan peru Ravi.... ellorum avana "Jollu" Ravi, "Jollu" Ravi nu koopiduvanga (oru thadava kooptale vanthduvan..ithu oru story sense kaga repeat panrathu :) ).... enna, annanoda life time aim, latchiyam ellam ponnunga kitta jollu vidarathu thaan... He is a college going student....... college going mattum than.. class ku lam poga maatan.... Films la parthrupeengalla, athu pola than, Natpukkaga ethuna oru hour mattum thalaiya kaatitu, other times he would be with his gang, teases the girls, vazhinjufy at them ithellam panrathu than.. Girls ah tease panna thappa nu neenga kekalam.. thappu than...villains mild ah pana kooda thapu.. but hero panna thappillae... coz he and his four friends (hero na kandipa 4 friends than irukanum) would be happy na.. kathaiyin "Nayagan" ah irukkarathala... naalu peru nallarukkanumna ethuvume thappille...... logic ok ya?

Ravi pathi sollaliye.. Paiyan semma killadi.. He tries to impress girls with a "Ambi" kind of look. Innocent ah mugam irukkarathu eppadi na, paal vadiyum mugam pola irukkanum solvanga la..so ravi enna pannuvan na, daily talcum powder poosikarathukku pathila, milk powder poosipan........ adikkira veyil la, when it sweats, mugathila irunthu paal vadiyum illiya.. athu than logic... girls kitta bittu poda ravi panra technique eh thani........ madam neenga lipstick potta nalla irukkum, neenga ribbon pottukita ungalukku nalla irukkum - ippadi solli than film kaata aarambipan... avan veedu irukkara chennai outskirts la oru pottal kaadu area... college tambaram la irukku.... rendaiyum connect panra ore transport minibus than.. athula than namma hero daily college varuvan..athuvum ullae lam utkarnthuttu vara maatan... bus top la than paathi neram travel... ithula pogumbothu paatu vera...

hero padikkira athe college la join panna varanga namma heorine..... peru Sujatha.... area, Ravi yoda area pakkathula thaan.... ammani yum athe mini bus la than varaanga college ku....
and yes she too joins the same class as that of Ravi....konjam late admission....

Sujatha va paarthavudane Ravi decide pannitan..naama aduthu vazhiya vendiya ponnu ithu thaan nu.... epadi aarambikarathu nu than avanukku therila.... konjam different ah panalame nu sollitu sujatha kita poi, "hey nee romba azhaga irukkae" nu solran, in case ava seruppa edutha, naan inniku Sun TV la antha padam podaranga solli escape aayidalam nu...but sujatha smart ponnaache..so she replies back "azhukkai irukkirai bayamai irukkirathu" nu... udane pasanga ellam start mocking at ravi and his never washed jeans... semma nose cut vaangitu velila vanthudaran... avan friends lam "dei machi ithellam unakku thevaiya" nu ketkaranga... silent ah varan ravi...

sari ithu than flop aayiduchi, usual bit ah vathu podalam nu adutha naal class la Sujatha kitta, "Sujatha neenga kolusu potta innum azhaga irupeenga.... Please kolusu podunga" nu nice ah aarambikaran........ Udane Sujatha thannoda make up ah kalaichittu, bag la irukkara kolusu eduthu pottukittu "ithe kolusu....... neeku telusa....... .. e roju durgashtami... udhalava.. udhalava" nu high pitch la scream pana aarambichudara... udane Sujatha voda friends, "enna ravi, kolusu potta azhaga iruppa sonniye.... intha azhagu podhuma" nu kettu sirikkaranga..paavam, ravi bayanthu poi idathai gaaali pannidaran...

soft approach lam velaikkagathu nu ...sari inimel athiradi than nu thannoda 4 friends oda sujatha veetuku anniku night poraan...... plan ennana sujatha veetu odu pirichu, ulla kayithai katti irangi "kavithaiye theriyuma en kanavu neethanadi" nu paadi propose panrathu.... but rope ah katta theriyaama katti ivan friends sothappidaranga.... ravi ulla irangara samayathula oru technical fault aagi, muthugula kattina vendiya kayiru, kazhuthukku vanthuduthu.. kittathatta Ravi, Sujatha veetukku vanthu suicide attempt panra pola aayiduthu... last minute la epadiyo kayitrai pidichu iluthu kappathi veetukku kootitu poidaranga........

ipadi varisaiya ella plan-um flop aayidarathala Ravi oda friends "machi podhum da intha ponnai maranthudu..ithu work out aagathu" nu solranga... But Ravi pidivathama.. "no ivala first time paarthavudane mudivu panniten.. iva than en lover nu... ithu varaikkum naan ethanaiyo perai jollu vittirukalam.... but iva la mattum than love panren.." nu solran... avan friend mani udane "dei ennada spoof kathai la vanthuttu serious ah pesare.. free ya vidu mamoo" nu solraan.."neengallam ponga... naane antha ponnu oorukku thaniya poi avala eppadiyavathu love panna vaikkaren" nu ravi solran.. mani, "venaam ravi, risk edukkathe... the guy who is writing this spoof has a history of giving nose cuts to ppl who goes to express their love... athuvum erkanave nee thooku kayiru varaikkum poite... ithoda niruthikalam.." nu warn panran..... Ravi, "cha cha, my love is true love....ennodathu unmaiyana kaathal..nobody can stop this ithai yaaralayum thadukka mudiyaathu I will use whateva tricks i have and make her fall in love with me... eppadiyavathu avalai love pana vaikkaren paaru" nu challenge pannitu sujatha voda area vukku poraan... (Paavam, Avanukku tension la enna pesarathunnu theriyala..ippadi patta critical scene la pothuva niraya pesanum la... athan tamil la sonnathaiye english la translate panni dialogues ah kootikaran)

Ravi oda friends lam aavaloda wait panraanga oorukku pona paiyan band vaathiyam muzhanga vara poraana illa band age oda vara poraana nu... kittathatta 2 hrs ku appuram thannoda area ku thirumba varan oru peaceful ah na mugathoda... Friends lam avan kitta odi vanthu suthikaranga.. Gopal ketkaran "enna machi..enna aachu, thumbs up ah?" Mani, "ada ivan oruthan , thumbs up , sprite ntu...dei ravi enna than aachu..un mugatha paartha ethuvume therilaye.." nu ketkaran... ipadiye ella pasangalum avana soolnthukitta ketkaranga... Ravi solla aarambikiran.... "naan avanga area pakkam ponen da... sujatha family and sontha kaaranga elloraiyum paarthen...... manasu ketkala..thirumba vanthutten" .. Mani "adappavi, avanga poor family ya athan vanthuttiya" nu ketkaran.. Ravi "illada machi... near their area, sujatha va vida niraya chinna ponnunga, avaloda cousins......all are married but, antha side laye eppadi na, ponnu 10th mudich a podhum, athai paiyanukko, mama paiyanukko katti vachiduvangalam... athuvum antha ponnai vida 10,12 years adhigama... illena ponnu yaar koodavavathu odi poidum nu bayanthukittu intha maathiri panraanga... Sujatha veetula mattum than avanga appa ponnu padikkarathu than mukkiyam nu ithellam meeri anupi vachirukkar"... Mani, "athunala ennada... ellam namma nalathukku thaane... nee nice ah pesi avala correct panirukka vendiyathu thane".... Ravi, "poda... paavam da avanga veetula... ponnai evlo nambi padikka anuparar..area vittu area thaandi... ippo intha ponnu ennai love panna koda venaam.. naan ava kita galatta panna kooda, ava padippu baathika padum... suma irukkara avanga relations lam ithu than saaku nu ava padippai niruthi vachiduvanga... oru area vukku example ah vara vendiya ponnu, naan love kivvu nu suthina antha area la jenmathukum ponnungala padikka anuppa maatanga...ava padichu periya aala varanum da..."

intha dialogue lam ketutu avan friends podaa loosu nu sollitu poidaranga... mani mattum "dei, Bharathiraja hero mathiri varuvennu paartha, kadaisila vikraman hero mathiri dialog pesittu vanthu nikkariye da...romance ethirpaarthavangalukku oru mokkai climax koduthittiye da"....... Ravi.."Dei mani..namakku love, ponnunga kitta galatta panrathu lam vilayaatu..but sila girls ku life ahye maathi vachudum... story ku venaa ithu sappai mudiva irukkalam.... but ennai porutha varai ithu thaanda best mudivu"

P.S : I warned u this is not a full length spooof :) actually my thoughts after seeing that movie...... intended to be a preachy one :D... Dedicated to a sister
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6 comments:

prithz said...

Good attempt!!!

o ravi enna pannuvan na, daily talcum powder poosikarathukku pathila, milk powder poosipan........ adikkira veyil la, when it sweats, mugathila irunthu paal vadiyum illiya..

Unnoda reelukku oru alave illaya.. ithu romba too much... cant stop laughing at your imagination.... lol...good one..

interval romba neram pogama... adhutha parta sekram podu R.S....lol...

Karthik B.S. said...

".....ravi ulla irangara samayathula oru technical fault aagi, muthugula
katta vendiya kayiru, kazhuthukku vanthuduthu.. kittathatta Ravi, Sujatha veetukku vanthu suicide pannikara pola aayiduthu...
"

VVS (Vilundhu Vilundhu Sirichean). Eagerly waiting for the next part!

But, what happened to the C-Mukhi? ;) You said that wud be completed soon!

Neethi said...

romba swarasyama kadhai ezhudaringe.kadhaile enna kelvi?-u r utilising this concept fully.

Neethi said...

God!!Oh my god!konjam ellar face patha anda ending sollanga paarkalam:-)total anti-climax but a good read.On a sidetrack...ravi vanda nejamave nalla ennatode daan sujathave vitana ille mani sollara madri family pata vitutana?waiting eagerly for ur next spoof..:-P

prithz said...

Kalakita po!!! wonderful social message... keep it up...

Pesama story writer ah poidu R.S.... :)

aks said...

comments after your completion

Good Message... I understand... nalla panniruke.. Romba nalla message.. I appreciate..

Though a mokkai climax.. bharatiraja / vikraman romba nalla iruku.. You could have conveyed this message humerously.. Really Vikraman movie effect than theriyudu...

My earlier comment was for your incomplete story.. Later i thot you didnt update it..