Saturday, November 25, 2006

Ja-Jini Part II

P.S : Ja-Jini Part I is available here

P.S - 2 : For college going kiddos, some IT related terminology might be confusing... i will try to explain what those things are

System testing na - once we complete the coding for a project, total application ah-iyum testing pannuvanga..that will either be our internal testing team or an independent testing team outside our project or in some cases outside our company also

UAT na - User Acceptance Testing, ithu than final phase of our project. Oru project client engalaa mathiri software company ku kodukaranga la, athai nanga mudichu, system testing lam panni avangalukku deliver pannuvom, clients oru one week room pottu athai test pannuvanga.... bugs um kandupidichu anuppuvanga..critical bugs iruntha athai nanga fix pannuvom...intha UAT la therina than nanga kodukkarathai ethuppanga..illena aapu than. Hope you understand the importance of UAT :)



Flashback starts.................

(ithula appapa Ramsamy pesarathu, duet paadurathu lam varum…. Blog la ithellam audio blog ah pottirukara, illa ithai padikkira riyaz khan lyrics padichu avarae paadurara nu lam ketka koodathu…. Original Ghajini la eppadi Surya diary la thannai pathi sollumbothe kaiyoda kaiya Asin intro kaga Rahathula song lyrics oda eluthiruntharo,athe logic padi than ingayum paatu varuthu ;) )

[Sun Java Ramasamy voice la aarambikuthu flashback]

En peru Ramasamy..muzhu peru Sun Java Ramasamy. Ennoda pozhuthupokku, thozhil rendume coding than. College la ella subject layum solli solli goat adicha naan kaala maatrathula oru periya company kulla vanthu code adichittu irukkaen. Latchiyam nan sernthirukara company vazhiyavae onsite ponum, periya aalu aaganumngarathu than. Pidicha oor Chennai. En sight irukkara oor. Ethaiyume perisa aasaipattu perusa uzhaikkanumnu enga appa solvaaru.. Athu polave naanum chinna oru assignment na kooda athukku egappata lines of code adichi, athai support panna onsite ku perusu perusaa mail anupichitu irukaen.

Ithu thaan ennoda office. Monday Tuesday lam nanga tie kattitu than varuvom..(intha pic chumma fresher ah join pannumbothu vanthathu... ID card photo la style ah varathukkaga we came in coat..avlothan....)



Bench la irunthu Summa bench thechittu iruntha ennai thooki oru periya project la pottanga... aaha appadinu perumaiya ulla vantha appuram than therinjathu antha application laye ennai handle panna sonnathu than vivagaramana module, vera ellorum athai reject panitanganu. Ippa naan panitu irukkara project la epadiyavathu 1 lakh lines of code eluthidanumngarathu than ennoda PL enakku vachirukkara target... aachariyama irukka?...nambikkai kum bad management kum naduvula nool alavu than vithiyasam... Ennala oru module ah handle panna mudiyum nu solrathu en mela management vachirukkara nambikkai... Ennala mattum than antha module handle panna mudiyum nu solrathu bad management. Ena panrathu, client oda requirement kum enga company policy kum balance panrathuku intha mathiri kidaikkara resource ah than pulinjittu irukanga...

intha mathiri ramasamy pesi mudikarar Food court la friends munnadi... avar kooda irukkara friends lam kai thattranga...ivar pesinathukku kai thattinanga nu ninaichikatheenga.... ellorukkum Food court la mixture um bonda vum vangi saptanga...athai saptutu kaiyai thatti thudachikaranga avlothan....

Ramasamy eh explain panna maathiri romba complex ah na oru project la oru complex ah na module ah oru critical ah na time la handle panra assignment koduthirukkanga.. aathi la handle panitu irutha oruthar paathi la ponathu nala meethi la mudikkara poruppu ramasamy kai la vanthuduchu... Mudhalla intha module iruntha complexity ramasamy ku sariya therila.... etho onnu rendu work mattum complete pannale athai easy ah mudichidalam nu free ya vittutaru..appuram than code Independent System testing ku pochu.. Kalpana nu oru tester than Ramasamy module ah test panrathukku assign pannirunthanga... anga aarambichathu Ramasamy oda vinai... Daily bug mela bug ah open panna aarambichanga Kalpana, Ramasamy module la.. Evening time la kalpana scribble pad ah thookikitu thannoda cubicle pakkam varatha paarthalae podhum, Ramasami ku beethi kilappikum...... appuram enna escape thaan

Tune : "Oru maalai.."

"Oru maalai ila veyil neram... Azhagana ilai uthir kaalam...
Satru tholaivinil aval mugam paarthen..Ange tholainthavan nane....

Aval alli vitta bug -gal, nadu naduve konjam doubt-gal
ithazhoram sirippodu kettu konden naane...

Aval nindru pesum sila nimisham
Ennai maati vaikkum oru vishamam

verkum padiye avalidam nindrene..nindrene....


ippadi sila naal aarambathula ethuna sakku pokku soli Ramsamy escape aayitu irunthar kalpana kitta irunthu........ aana oru naal onsite la irunthu aapu vachanga Ramsamy ku..kalpana open pannirukkara bugs lam close aagama romba naal irukku..udane close pannidanum..athuvum UAT ku poga munnadi nu....... athula irunthu PM, PL la irunthu ellorume semma pressure kodukka aarambikaranga.. paavam ramasamy...avarukku antha module pathi onnume theriyathu...etho panna sonnanga panninar, athu sariyavum work pannanumnu sonna avar enna pannuvar.... 5'0 clock kilambara office bus ku 4:30 ke poi seat reserve panna Ramsamy anni la irunthu oru naal vanthutu maru naal kalaila poga aarambichar.. ithu pathi lam kavalai padatha Kalpana daily pala vithamana bugs ah open pannikite than irunthanga.... Man ah iruntha Ramsamy ah An Mad Man ah alaiya vittutanga... (thiruppi pottu padinga, Manamadan link ungalukku kidaikkum :p)

Tune : Kaadhal valarthen (Manmadhan)

Code valarthen...Code valarthen
unnal unnal unnal naane Code valarthen
Code valarthen...Code valarthen
unnal unnal unnal naane Code valarthen

tracker-il neeyum kanne bug poda nanum code valarthen,
endru athai nee close seiyyum varai code valarpen..

eh pullae pullae...nee enga padiche
eh pullae pullae...bug kandu pidiche
eh pullae pullae...vaati eduthe
eh pullae pullae...sunday vara vache...

eh pullae..........eh pullae (ithu echo, konjam light ah paadavum)

(saranam)
unnai thavira ingu
enathu problem yaradi
unnal ingu naan nightout adichen

unathu bug adhu
escalate aagi
iravu nerathilum code adichen

bug engae nu parkave
en arivu thedidum
vidiyum nerathile veedu selgirean naanadi..

Fix-kenave kaathirunthale
Build team tension aagum
Project-il waiting kodumai thaane..thane...

minor bugs(u) pirar paarkum varai,
internal bugs athu PM varai,
Independent testing-il nee tharum bug oh UAT -u mudiyum varai....adiyee
eh pullae pullae...
(code valarthen....)


ippadi nondhu poi noodles aayitu irukkara ramasami mela team la ulla ellorum parithaba padaranga.... aanalum testing team kalpana ku mattum thannoda full thiramai ya kaamichu pudhusu pudhusa bug pottutu than irukanga... As the UAT date nears, pressure Ramasamy mela ekkachakama..illa, sneha mathiri sollanumna, ekka chakka chakkama eruthu..... satharana vishayamana sapidarathu, thoongarathu koooda nimmathiya panna mudiyale paavam.. Eppa paarthalum phone call, PM ku explain panrathu, en innum mudikkale nu Onsite kitta vilakam solrathu, bug illaenu Kalpana kitta argum panrathu ithulaye day full ah poiduma..apuram bug ah yaaru fix panrathu, athukkaga night out adichu coding adikkarathu... ithu than avar nilaimai

Tune : Loosu pennae (vallavan)

Loosu pennae Loosu Pennae loosu pennae...
Loosu paiyan en mela than Bug ah podara...

Eh Loosu pennae Loosu Pennae loosu pennae...
Loosu paiyan en mela than Bug ah podara...

paavam varatha....paavam varaatha
en mel en mel unakku paavam varaatha

kaalai mudhal naalai varai
dhinamum thane ingae vanthu coding pannuren

Kangal moodi thoongumbothum
PM-oda call vanthu ennai ezhupputhe....vanthu mudikka soluthe..

(Loosu pennae)



-- To be continued

6 comments:

prithz said...

LOL! Super build up! :)

nadhula romba techie stuff.... yeanandha dhan dictionary koduthaalum..... konjam out of focus ah iruku yeannakaku...

freeah vidunga.. song remix superrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!! :D

fun2fun said...

LOL!! 2nd part um kalakitinga... me liked tht kadhal valathen remix song very much!! :)
"eh pullae pullae...nee enga padiche
eh pullae pullae...bug kandu pidiche
eh pullae pullae...vaati eduthe
eh pullae pullae...sunday vara vache..."
scene!!

G3 said...

Aaha.. Kadhaiya ulta pannadhoda nikkaama paata veraya? kalakkareenga :)

Superba irukku story :)

Anonymous said...

anda eh pulla eh pulla song soooperu!

loosu penne... adhukku mela! :)

irundhaalum full-ah padikala! :(

Padichutu comment panren! :)

Anonymous said...

machan.. the song lyrics were awesome da. Especially the loosu pennae..

Kallakkarey...

Story narration la kadai neraya sollama.. nadula nadula jokes add pannu. Tech stuff neraya vanda, apparam padikaravangalukku interest kopranjudum.

good job... carry on dude...

Nero said...

Chancea illa... suberrrb! :)