Sunday, November 19, 2006

Ja-Jini - Part I (Updated)

P.S -1 : A spooof after a longggggg time...... ithula appapa Manmadhan story and songs um sernthu varum kandukatheenga.. [Vallavan kooda irukku].... So imagine something like Ghajini story with Simbu as hero ;)

P.S - 2 : Ja-Jini na ennanu muzhikka koodathu......... athu Java Jini nu artham with va as silent....... :D


JA-JINI




Scene - 1

It is the state of the Art MNC Software company..... Development work going on everywhere.... tak tak tak Keyboard sounds everywhere..... Programmers are busy in their work staring at the monitor (ithai sakka vachu some ppl nice ah thoongitu iruppanga.. neenga kandukka koodathu :p) okiee everywhere everyone seriously working.... In a conference room a group of Project Leaders meet together to select suitable resources for an upcoming large project they are part of. Nayanthara is one of the PL in that group nu naan solla vendiyathillae ninaikaren.. They screen the profiles of many employees in their business unit who would fit into their requirements... athula oru resume of one Mr.Ramasamy looked very interesting and suitable for the skillset they were looking for.... Namma project ku intha guy than suitable ah iruppan nu decide panranga Nayantara and other PL's.

Scene - 2

Ramasamy's resume ah zoom panni kaatarom..... appadiye zoom out panna athai pidichi paarthuttu irukkaru Project manager Sonaachalam.. "Intha paiyana unga project la podanumnu yaaru Idea koduthathu"... Ella PL's um oruthara oruthar paarthukiranga.... Nayantara comes forward...

"Naan than sir propose pannen... avanaiye konjam pesi mudichidunga..."

Sonaachalam tension aagararu, " enna nee, ennamo kalyanathukku mappilai paarthu mudichidungannu tharagar kitta solra maathiri solre......"..

Nayantara "hehee athu illa sir, intha resource namma project ku suit aagumnu thonichu..why not we take him"....

sonaachalam tension aagararu "ivan namma project ku venam nu sonna vittudaen..... if you insist, then i will have to talk with the consultancy thru which you have joined this company" nu solraaru...

nayantara udane surrender aayidaranga..consultancy kitta pesina fake experience pottu ulla vanthathu therinjidume..."Sari sari sir, namma project ku venaam...atleast ivana pathi therinjukka nanga aasai padarom..Konjam solungalen" apadinu ketkaranga....

"Sariyana jolla irukkum pola irukke" nu nonthukitte, Sonaachalam, Ramasamy yoda appraisal PPT ah thedi pidichu eduthu athai thannoda system la pottu padam kaamikarar ella ponnunga kittayum......... oru story interest kaga avare explain panraar Ramasamy pathi....

"Ivaru peru "Sun Java" Ramasamy... Yaaro ivar per la UAT la niraya high severity bugs pottirukkanga, to be completed within short time nu solli. ivarala 15 nimishathuku mela entha coding ah yo illa logic ah yo nyabagam vachikka mudiyaathu..avvalavu work pressure.."

Nayantara, "appo ivar eluthara code, antha code logic??"

Sonaachalam "Ellame 15 nimisham than.... first minute eluthara code apply panra logic ellame 15 avathu nimishathula maranthu poidum... UAT la pottirukara bugs mattum than nyabagam irukum..vera ellame marainjidum ivar memory la irunthu"

Nayantara "Java la egapata classes, packages lam irukae...ellathaiyum eppadi nyabagam vachippar?"

Sonaachalam "Chinna pasanga exam la bit adikarathukaga niraya chinna chinna paper la kirukki vachippanga illiya... athe pola than ivarum niraya stick-it paper la ivar panra ellathaiyum eluthi vachikkuvaaru..... class name, package name nu, even for loop syntax varaikkum ellathaiyum antha stick-it paper la than eluthi vachipparu"

Nayantara ku ithai kettavudane ore feelings "oru fresher ku kooda theriyara chinna chinna vishayam kooda eluthi vachithan seiyyanumna ivar life evvalo kashtama irukkanum.. ippa enna pannitu irukkaro"

Scene - 3



enna pannitu irukkaro nu nayantara mudikarangalla antha idathula scene 2 cut aagi "bangggggggggg" apadinu oru sathathoda scene 3 open panrom...athu onnum illa, namma Ramsaamy oru bug kooda poraadittu irukkaru..antha bug ah fix panrathuku..athai symbolic ah oru fighting scene alavukku build up kodukkarom…. Night time, yaarume pakkathula illa. Ramsamy antha bug oda poraadittu irukaru…….. Oru vazhiya correct ah na idathula code ah sorugi (insert panni) antha bug ah fix pannidarar. Appo avaroda mobile phone la set pannirukara alarm adikkuthu…15 minutes ku orukka adikkara alarm athu…antha gap kulla fix pannathan undu… illena ethai fix pannitu irukkom ne maranthuduvaru . Avasara avasarama thankitta irukkara excel sheets ellathaiyum, ippo fix panna bug kooda compare pani paarkurar.psssssst… avarukku assign panniruntha bug kidayathu ippo avar fix pannathu…. Night la kuzhappathula thappa vera etho project la iruntha bug ah fix pannitar Ramsamy instead of what he aimed to fix. Oru disappointment oh da antha idathai vittu pinnadi pinnadi thirumba paarthukitte night 2 mani CAB pidikka poraaru Ramsamy with confused thoughts.

Next day morning… Vazhakam pola 10 manikku vara Ilango thannoda cubicle la coffee kotti antha idam full ah E moichittu irukkaratha paarthu athirchi aagararu..munthina naal avar lock pannitu poiruntha PC kulla yaaro poirukkanga.. Another shock, avar work pannitu iruntha oru bug fix vera yaaro complete panirukanga… nyayama paartha avar santhosa padanum nu neenga ninaipeenga… avar kashtam avarukku…….. Appraisal ku kanakku kamika antha oru bug fix than vachirunthaaru. Athaiyum yaaro fix pannitanga, ippa Ilango ennatthai kaamipaaru. Sema upset agi feelings oda thannoda friend Riyaz khan kitta solla, Riyaz khan udane ithai investigate panraennu sollitu kilambararu. eppadiyo moppam pidichu (following the stinking espresso coffee Ramsamy has spilt in Ilango's cubicle) Ramasamy cubicle poidararu.... The cubicle is empty.... Ramsamy etho onsite call attend panna poirukkaru pola... Riyaz khan antha cubicle ah suthi suthi paarkarar ethuna clue kidaikkuma nu... anga sithari kidakkara print outs lam thedi paarkarar..oru clue vum kidaikkala.... sari ntu Ramasamy system monitor ah on panraru.... Ramsamy PC ah unlock pana maranthutu poitathala Riyaz khan could browse inside Ramsamy's PC.... ovvoru opened windows ah parthuttu vara Riyaz khan kannu la Ramasamy oda Blog site kannu la paduthu....... Archives ah click panni Ramsamy history ah therinjukkalam nu ninaichittu athai click panraar.....

Flashback starts.................


(To be continued)
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11 comments:

prithz said...

Haha! ippo dhan kadhai aramekarthu na.. adhukulla interval ah? idhulaam ungalukke too much ah theriyala?

oki.. starting super... continue plz... :D

prithz said...

btw, nandhan pharsthuuuuuu comment.. oru pav bhaaji parcel panni amichu vainga :D

Anonymous said...

naan technically second! Back to formaaaaaa? soooperu!

aana ippo time illa padikardhukku... egjamskapparom padikiraen! :)

Ramya said...

Aha ! Game plan nalla keedhey !
Exam mudiyardhu kulla post-interval part vandhuduma?

fun2fun said...

hehe.. nalla iruku start!! "sun java ramasamy" good name.. LOL!!
n naa thaan 4th comment.. 1st ku pav baaji kedikum na, appo 4th ku???

Anonymous said...

gumm post maa

G3 said...

aaha.. title explanationae kanna kattudhu (read it as kalaasala irukkudhu ;)).. Ippozhudhaikku attendence pottukkaren.. Porumaiya padichittu vandhu commentaren.. :)

G3 said...

Aaha.. Eppadinga.. idhukkellam thaniya room pottu yosippeengalo?

Krithika said...

hehee..nice one! aana, inda plan ellam office liya pottenga..
seri anyway..Sun java ramaswamy!! sooperu!
idhukku aparam suttrum vixhi paata cut panna deenga!:p namma surya thala kku feelings aiyudum

rsubras said...

@prithz : therilaye :D, avlothan appo enakku thonichu...

paav bhaaji ya naan parcel pani anuppi vacha unakku vanthu serurappo athu paavapatta baaji aiyidum paravalliya

@karthik - ok dude..all the best... (for the xams i mean ;))

@ramya : next part pottach

@fun2fun : unakku verum G than... Good Good appadinu oru comment ;)

@kittu : tanx ma

@g3 : athu thanaaaa varum :D

@ krithika : no sutrum vizhi song..dont worry :)

Jay.. said...

Evlavu buzy'a irukaainga officela! Cha..!

Ana maapu..unmaya sollu..Ja-Jini ya nee room pottu, kuprakaa paduthutu dhane yosichey?