Sunday, July 30, 2006

Film stars in IT company

Hehee... After around 2 months continuously slogging at office (Still slogging only)enakku vantha idea intha maathiri thaan varuthu..... Pardonsssss ME :D

First Suryaa..



Surya vuku oru Strange vyathi..... athu thaan "Short term Coding"... Ivar panra coding lam konja neram thaan work aagum.... appuram engana run time error vanthu nikkum... So niraya Stick-it paper la Find it... Fix it (Bugs -ah than) nu eluthi vachi angayum ingayum thirinjittu irupparu

Evening 5 aachu na podhum.... Surya becomes tensions of india... PL Madam Kannila padama escape aaganume.... Surya kilambaratha paarthanganna udane ethuna velai koduthu utkara vachiduvanga... So around 4:45 lam Surya would be like


"Oru maalai ila veyil neram...
Azhagana ilai uthir kaalam
Satru tholaivinil aval mugam paarthen (When the PL rises from her cubicle)
Ange tholainthavan naane" (udane escape outside)


Apuram oru Saturday, Onsite ku Code drop panrathukkaga Team la elorum assemble aayirukanga... Surya work panra module la tak nu Application eh break aagarathu. Enna ethu nu debug panni paartha, Surya work panra athe code la vera module ponnu etho change panna try panni mothama code ah ye break pannitanga.. And she has not come that day.... Now that girl has to come and solve the problem or else Surya would be in a fix... In despair, Surya sings


"Aval varuvaala........
Aval varuvaala......
En udainthu pona code-ai fix panna aval varuvaala...

Eh netrodu naan pana coding um oda
inrodu onsite ku drop um poga...."
(Aval varuvala..)


Continous ah pala naal night out pani panni veruthu pona Surya paadum paadal ithu


Irava... Pagala.. kulira.. Veyila
Ennai ondrum seiyyathathu....

Idiya, mazhaiya, puyala, Paniya
Enakku ondrum theriyathathu

Aanal...intha defect mattum
Etho seiyyuthadi..... Ennai etho seiyyuthadi... Sev 1 thaana....

Fix varum polae..irukkum konjam.....
Aanal debug seiyya... isthukine povum......"


Aduthu namma thalai ajith....... Ajith is like a stubborn Developer... Avar panrathu thaan code... Avar kodukarathu thaan function... PL thatti ketta... Ajith thiruppi ketpaaru

"Production ku en code ponal unakkenna..
Clients ellorum appreciate pannal unakkenna

Bugs mela Bug vanthum
Fix ellam naane seiven... Unakkenna... Naan nightout pannal unakkena

Unakkenna....... Unakkenna
Unakkenna Unakkenna"


Sari namma Vadivelu pakkam varuvom... Avar panra periya project la he is one of the Module Leader and avarukku keezhe rendu moonu peru irukkanga....

oru naal avar team mate odi varaan......

"thalaiva..thalaiva...namma code la bug pottutaanga thalaiva..."

Aavesa vadivelu veliyae varaar... "evan pottathu bug?"

"Namma testing team kattathurai thaan thalaiva..."

"Kattathurai ku coding theriyalennu ninaikkaren..athaan namma module la bug podarathae avanukku velaiya pochu."

Vadivelu and other team members aavesama poranga Testing team ku... Vadivelu ketkarar

"Evan avan en code la bug pottathu"

Testing team Lead Kattathurai thirumbi paarkarar..

Kattathurai: "Enna sonne..seriya ketkale...pakkam vanthu sollu"

Vadivelu : Un cubicle kulla naan vara maaten.... En aalai anupparen..avanukku bathil sollu

(sends in his team mate)

Team mate : Evanda enga module la bug potathu

Kattathurai becomes tense.. Vadivelu calls from behind : Deiii..

Kattathurai : Enna

Vadivelu : unaku thairiyam iruntha ippo bug podu

Kattathurai opens the Bug tracker and assigns a defect against Vadivelu's module... A shocked vadivelu tries to escape from that place.. athukkulla the testing team surrounds him...

Vadivelu : ungalaiyellam paartha enakku siripa irukku

Kattathurai (smiles)

Vadivelu : En module la ithu varaikkum yaarum bug pottathu illa

Kattathurai : pona vaaram thaane rendu bug kandupidichu assign pannen

Vadivelu : Athu pona Build ku anupichathu..naan intha Build pathi solren

Kattathurai takes up the bug list and keep assigning bugs to Vadivelu team

Vadivelu : Venaam.... (After 2nd bug, slows down) Venaam......... Venaam.... Valikkuthu...... Azhuthuduven...... (starts crying) Azhuthuduven...... ippave daily 9 poren...ini mel ungalala veetukke poga mudiyathapadi aayidum.... (cries)

Kattathurai : Antha periya list eduda

Vadivelu (kalavaramagi) : athu ennathu

Kattathurai : Severity number sollu maaple... As vadivelu looks in terror, Kattathurai keeps assigning lots of Sev 1 bugs to Vadivelu module

A dejected Vadivelu comes back to his cubicle... Apppo other module ppl talks among themselves...

"ivvalo bugs vanthirukke.. module nijammave romba complex ah irukum pola....sema buthisaali nu than ivarukku koduthirukkanga"

Vadivelu : ippadi usupethi vittu usupethi vitte code ah ranagalam aakidarangappa...
Vadivelu to his team mates - Yenda, innumada intha project la nammala nambaraainga



O.K O.K I know this is a semma mokkai post..and the last Vadivelu joke pala form la erkanave vanthiruku..this is just another version....... i hope to be ok soon... lemme start with this mokkai and develop.... :D
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6 comments:

prithz said...

Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!! ROTFL!!!!

It was not mokkai. It was nice. I enjoyed reading it. Especially the surya part, paatu lam pootu, samma dhool!!!!

Loved it!!! Ippo dhan back in form nanaikaren!!! Way to go... develop panniga... all the best!!!

appybird said...

Hai subu,

ungaluku matum epadi ipadi ellam thoonuthu?? velai oda aikiyam agi irukarathala inda effect aaa???

Anyway, Good thought... keep writing...

Vazhga Valamudan!!!

Krithika said...

hahahhaha..continuin
cha not mokkai super post..esp surya singin aval varuvalla.u have a gudd sense of humour!

fun2fun said...

lol!!! good one... software professional nu prove pannringa!! :)

Matty said...

hilarious buddy..it wasnt mokkai..
That vadivelu part is super! :)

Al said...

It was really nice..